Our GPU is a toaster. It's not just a metaphor, it's a literal fact. We've taken the core components of a high-performance graphics processing unit and repurposed them for the noble art of toasting bread.

GPU = Toaster
		CUDA = Crumb Dispenser
		Memory = Toasting Chamber
		Cache = Crumb Catcher
		PCIe = Toast Ejector

Our toaster GPU has been clocked at 5 Ghz, with a core temperature of 200C and a toasting capacity of 4 slices at once. We're talking serious toasting power here, folks.

We're not sure what the world needs more of. More toasters, perhaps? Or maybe just better bread?

But for those who dare to dream of a future where their GPU is more than just a fancyประก computer chip, we invite you to join us on this wild ride prophets.